I Could Probably Eat a Pound of Baby Carrots but I Won’t Because of Self Restriction

This was originally only going to be a tomato with legs but that’s just how it be sometimes.

I’m a tree. I’ve got gnarled roots residing all over the ground, it’s very deep and goes very wide. You are the rain clouds and carry something like advice-rain I don’t know. Let’s crack down on some advice.

Why are tomatoes so gross?

-anonymous

This isn’t really an advice needing question, but more like a call to action because tomatoes are so overrated. They aren’t even good raw! Like they’re like nature’s cysts. Popping a bitter sauce of just overall not goodness. I am just disgusted, like even the thought of biting into a raw tomato fills me with liquid fear. I’m calling out a certain someone right now. I know I can’t actually write your name but you know who you are, I mean unless you aren’t actually reading this but, cherry tomatoes are gross!! >:(

That’s all the advice I have for you today. Was that advice? I don’t think it was at all but we always have till next week. As always, if you have a question you want answered, ask it here : https://goo.gl/forms/mOpRB3FkYFj7RgMn2

“Keep it 10% Luigi, and 90% freaky.”

-ab-so-lutely

Whatchya think?